| My
name is Elmira, but you can call me.... anytime! People ask me
if I'm the real Elvira. That is a two part question.
The first part is "Am I real?" Honey, nothing about
me is real. I'm inflatable.... and anatomically correct!
The second part is "Am I Elvira?" No, I am Elmira,
the other Elvira. And, remember when you've seen two, you've seen
them all.
I can meet and greet, do a mock press conference
skit with your help, and sing covers of hauntingly beautiful songs
to tracks or with my band, The All Ghoul Orchestra. A spoooky
set, staging, lights and sound are also available.
I'd love to kill some time between now and Halloween
at your place. I hope you can use me because I love to be used. |